Bacotan Orang Terbuang: Memotong Jagung di Labtek Kita

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Memotong Jagung di Labtek Kita

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Ayo kawan kita bekerja
Memotong jagung di labtek kita
Ambil kapakmu, ambil golokmu
Kita bekerja tak jemu-jemu

Potong, potong, potong yang pendek
Jagung yang pendek langsung kupotong

Potong-potong supaya pendek
Jangan lebih dari tiga senti
Jagungnya kecil, gampang dibakar
Tentu berguna bagi semua

Potong, potong, aku gembira
Memotong jagung di labtek kita

Ajegile... e... e...

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"No temáis una muerte gloriosa,¡que morir por la patria es vivir! (Do not fear a glorious death, because to die for the country is to live!)" Perucho Figueredo in La Bayamesa.

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"Pravda vítězí! (Truth prevails!)" former motto of Czech and Slovak Federal Republic.

"Fluctuat nec mergitur. (Tossed by the waves, but not sink.)" motto of Paris.

"Ey došman, ar to sang-e khârei man âhanam! (Oh enemy, if you are rock then I am steel!)" Hossein Gol-e-Golab in Ey Iran.

"Communism forgets that life is individual, capitalism forgets that life is social, and the kingdom of brotherhood is found neither in the thesis of communism nor the antithesis of capitalism but in a higher synthesis. It is found in a higher synthesis that combines the truths of both." Martin Luther King Jr.

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"¿Por qué no te callas? (Why don't you shut up?)" King Juan Carlos I of Spain to Hugo Chávez.

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"To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own." Abraham Lincoln.

"La mort n'est rien, mais vivre vaincu et sans gloire, c'est mourir tous les jours. (Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily)" Napoleon.

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